Monday 26th September / Tuesday 27th September
Back at my desk that looks like something from the series of the office and pretty much resembles the whole series and cast to a T.
The yummy mummy from upstairs totters over and talks to me about how her 15 year old daughter's relationship with her boyfriend how her daughter's boyfriend showers with her daughter...pretty strange but i'll run with it. She then proceeds to talk to me about Ibiza, her love for house music (she's 56) work actually isn't that bad.
Lunchtime: I bought what pretty much resembled a bird table, nuts, berries, fruit and general "healthy nick nacks" but not a "stylist birdtable" this is a standard gardening centre bird table. This whole bag of stuff was boring me to death so drove onto Tesco to buy more... I came out with £25 worth of craft kit, pink pom poms, PVA glue, gold glitter, polka dot card, my eyes are literally having sex right now.
The yummy mummy from upstairs totters over and talks to me about how her 15 year old daughter's relationship with her boyfriend how her daughter's boyfriend showers with her daughter...pretty strange but i'll run with it. She then proceeds to talk to me about Ibiza, her love for house music (she's 56) work actually isn't that bad.
Lunchtime: I bought what pretty much resembled a bird table, nuts, berries, fruit and general "healthy nick nacks" but not a "stylist birdtable" this is a standard gardening centre bird table. This whole bag of stuff was boring me to death so drove onto Tesco to buy more... I came out with £25 worth of craft kit, pink pom poms, PVA glue, gold glitter, polka dot card, my eyes are literally having sex right now.
I got busted by the TEA police. I had to pay £10... £10 for tea for the month #aretheyhavingalaugh. The TEA police are a gang of 3 x 50 something women that waddle around work shaking an old Nescafe coffee pot for tea/coffee money, if you ever them avoid them at all costs. I spent a good 5 minutes yesterday puzzled as to why there needs to be 3 of them, then it clicked the legal number of people it takes to cause or stag a Riot is 3, bingo that’s it…these old duffers really mean business. They even walk in a V shape like they’re stomping into battle, well not so much stomping more like shuffling. I think they might actually be employed to do this full time this is what worries me. I normally get away with it by pretending to be on the phone or having a coughing fit and pretending to die... they soon run, they're all hypochondriacs.
To follow from this my virginal Mini aka Cherry got dropped off her check up,she runs like a dream to me...apparently not " Miss your car has failed the MOT so that will be £525.00 O boh and thats plus VAT"
In an attempt to frantically save £525.00 I downloaded Skype on the iPhone, slowly i'll earn that back thanks very much. The 525 bricks thrown at my head on the phone call were in fact not so dreadful...
ps I want to open a Christmas shop just like the Christmas cottage 56th street New York.
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