I'm back, it’s been a while, as stated on my previous "blog entry" my life has been handed over to the evil gods of work and let me tell you they are pretty bloody evil.
The past 2 weeks have been spent testing actually how long I can survive without eating in the day, I'll stop functioning by around 4pm and hoover up a bag of crisps if there is one within arm’s reach and sitting up until 10:30pm feeling like I've got 10 minutes to catch a flight, but I'm 20 minutes away, I then discover I can't find my passport, then my left breast pops out when hunting for the Passport with Coldplay Yellow playing in the background on a loop for the millionth time, not to mention my earphones tangling around everything and anything (I hate that) Not a very positive or healthy state to be, and for those of you that don't know anything about me, mid week I am normally tucked up in bed at 10pm in questionable Pyjamas that could be mistaken for an 8year old’s.
So the next few weeks will be spent eating vegetables, fruit, drinking water not Gin and running... a lot.
This song makes the world feel a bit softer... please only play this loud or not at all....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vglxk3JbHnQ&feature=artistob&playnext=1&list=TL5wmxO9-fIl8
Top tips for getting over stress, drink water, borrow my mum and her wonderful cuddles and meals on wheels to my door, go for a run and don't stop, watch Wayne’s World, Hook, Die Hard1 then Elf in that very order, go shopping and buy a lot of clothes if you've been working hard its one hundred percent ok to convince yourself that you are really in fact a millionaire (I do this allot), have a good sleep, sit in a sink, find some friends and go out, find a Gin palace and dance like no one is watching.
All of the above do work and could be medically prescribed, however for some reason I would still much rather be in New York rather than sat in my friends rather large sink...
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